1 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:34,541 Honey, I'm home. 2 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:04,070 One gun, one badge... 3 00:01:04,172 --> 00:01:05,839 So, Earl, how was your day? 4 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,418 Yes, dear. Whatever you say. 5 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,408 But he's sensitive... 6 00:01:09,511 --> 00:01:10,922 So, kids, what's new in school? 7 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,745 - Sure, Mom. - I'll get to it. 8 00:01:16,184 --> 00:01:17,184 What's new with you? 9 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:19,118 Shh! Move. 10 00:01:21,223 --> 00:01:24,957 Welcome back to Pangaea's Funniest Home Injuries. 11 00:01:27,862 --> 00:01:30,262 And now here's a father and son playing catch 12 00:01:30,364 --> 00:01:32,531 a little too near an active volcano 13 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:36,669 and giving new meaning to the expression, "go deep." 14 00:01:36,771 --> 00:01:39,972 Go deep! I can reach you. Go deep! 15 00:01:40,075 --> 00:01:42,141 I got it! I got it! 16 00:01:42,243 --> 00:01:44,610 I got it! I got... Aah! 17 00:01:51,519 --> 00:01:54,620 You know, Earl, I had something funny happen to me today. 18 00:01:54,722 --> 00:01:56,256 On video? 19 00:01:56,358 --> 00:01:57,957 In my life. 20 00:01:59,694 --> 00:02:01,372 I want to talk at the dinner table. 21 00:02:01,396 --> 00:02:03,296 We don't see each other all day, 22 00:02:03,398 --> 00:02:06,032 and I think we should talk to each other at the dinner table. 23 00:02:06,134 --> 00:02:07,600 Mom, we can talk anytime. 24 00:02:07,702 --> 00:02:11,003 Pangaea's Funniest Home Injuries is only on right now! 25 00:02:11,105 --> 00:02:13,239 Then you'll want to watch whatever show comes on next. 26 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,341 But that's a totally different show. 27 00:02:15,443 --> 00:02:17,788 - What? - Pangaea's Second Funniest Home Injuries. 28 00:02:17,812 --> 00:02:19,890 I actually like that one much better. 29 00:02:19,914 --> 00:02:22,582 We don't get that much time together as a family... 30 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,650 Ma, you're thinking too hard. 31 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:26,719 Relax. Look at the bright colors. 32 00:02:26,821 --> 00:02:28,888 It's... nice. 33 00:02:30,258 --> 00:02:33,058 Come on, honey, turn that thing off! 34 00:02:40,134 --> 00:02:42,601 ♪ Pangaea, Pangaea it's good to see you ♪ 35 00:02:42,703 --> 00:02:44,003 ♪ Get hurt ♪ 36 00:02:47,942 --> 00:02:49,108 Oops! 37 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:52,278 Aw, jeez. 38 00:02:58,052 --> 00:02:59,318 Fine. 39 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:02,789 You and I will eat dinner together 40 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,557 like a civilized family. 41 00:03:06,127 --> 00:03:09,762 We interrupt Second Funniest Home Injuries for this bulletin. 42 00:03:09,864 --> 00:03:11,030 Jeez, hurry up. 43 00:03:11,132 --> 00:03:13,933 Now, here's DNN correspondent, Howard Handupme. 44 00:03:14,035 --> 00:03:17,536 A meteor watch has been put into effect 45 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:19,405 throughout the Pangaean Panhandle. 46 00:03:19,507 --> 00:03:22,467 Scientists have specifically pinpointed this particular house 47 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:24,744 as the point of probable impact. 48 00:03:24,846 --> 00:03:27,647 Come on, come on! What does this have to do with me? 49 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,148 Uh, Dad, uh... 50 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,490 What? 51 00:03:30,518 --> 00:03:32,652 I think that's our house. 52 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:33,886 Nah! 53 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:37,189 Yeah, I think so. 54 00:03:37,291 --> 00:03:39,025 Na... 55 00:03:39,127 --> 00:03:40,960 Na... 56 00:03:41,062 --> 00:03:42,228 Not the mama. 57 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:44,163 Na... 58 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:45,632 Huh? Yeah, look! 59 00:03:45,734 --> 00:03:48,834 Huh? Huh? 60 00:03:48,936 --> 00:03:50,636 Hey, hey, hey. 61 00:03:50,738 --> 00:03:53,138 Hey, Fran, come here, come here! 62 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,742 Look at this. I'm on TV. 63 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:59,111 Hey, everybody, it's The Earl Show! 64 00:04:03,918 --> 00:04:05,384 ♪ There are chicks ♪ 65 00:04:05,487 --> 00:04:08,254 ♪ Just ripe for some kissin' ♪ 66 00:04:08,356 --> 00:04:10,490 ♪ And I mean ♪ 67 00:04:10,592 --> 00:04:12,525 ♪ To kiss me a few ♪ 68 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,094 - Ohh! - ♪ Oh, those chicks ♪ 69 00:04:16,398 --> 00:04:18,764 ♪ Don't know what they're missin' ♪ 70 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:21,500 ♪ I've got a lot of livin' ♪ 71 00:04:21,602 --> 00:04:24,103 ♪ To do ♪ 72 00:04:27,775 --> 00:04:29,241 Again! 73 00:04:30,245 --> 00:04:32,445 We've been canceled. 74 00:04:32,547 --> 00:04:34,546 We now return you 75 00:04:34,648 --> 00:04:36,883 to our regularly scheduled program. 76 00:04:49,430 --> 00:04:52,799 OK, well, I've finished my preliminary claim inspection, Mr. Sinclair, 77 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:55,001 and I would appraise the damages sustained here... 78 00:04:55,103 --> 00:04:57,103 Don't try and cheat me on this! 79 00:04:57,138 --> 00:05:00,973 You insurance guys have absolutely no ethics! 80 00:05:01,075 --> 00:05:03,809 How much would you say your television set was worth? 81 00:05:03,911 --> 00:05:05,344 Ten thousand dollars. 82 00:05:05,446 --> 00:05:07,280 Hmm? Good thing I popped 83 00:05:07,381 --> 00:05:09,348 for that extra meteor coverage, huh? 84 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:11,434 For us, yes, but if you refer to that large 85 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:13,653 bound volume we sent you, labeled "exclusions," 86 00:05:13,755 --> 00:05:15,721 you'll find that a meteor 87 00:05:15,823 --> 00:05:18,557 is only a meteor until it enters the Earth's atmosphere, 88 00:05:18,659 --> 00:05:22,361 at which time it becomes a meteorite. 89 00:05:22,464 --> 00:05:24,608 We're not gonna get any money, are we? 90 00:05:24,632 --> 00:05:26,699 Not unless your house was hovering in space 91 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:28,066 at the time it was struck. 92 00:05:28,169 --> 00:05:31,103 It was, it was. You could ask anybody! I swear! 93 00:05:32,273 --> 00:05:35,141 I don't see this as a loss at all. 94 00:05:35,243 --> 00:05:38,711 I see this as our chance to spend time talking to each other. 95 00:05:38,813 --> 00:05:41,814 I see this as a blessing in disguise! 96 00:06:00,468 --> 00:06:04,103 What exactly is this blessing disguised as, Fran? 97 00:06:04,205 --> 00:06:06,405 Misery? Awkwardness? 98 00:06:06,507 --> 00:06:07,873 Oh, I know! 99 00:06:07,975 --> 00:06:11,243 It's disguised as mind-numbing boredom! 100 00:06:11,345 --> 00:06:14,213 Look, we're not used to communicating. 101 00:06:14,315 --> 00:06:16,082 We've lost the art of conversation. 102 00:06:16,184 --> 00:06:18,284 Earl, tell me about your day. 103 00:06:18,386 --> 00:06:20,085 I don't want to. 104 00:06:20,187 --> 00:06:23,355 At least ask your children what happened in school today. 105 00:06:23,457 --> 00:06:25,591 What happened in school today, Robbie? 106 00:06:25,693 --> 00:06:27,727 Uh, may I be excused? 107 00:06:27,829 --> 00:06:29,629 - I don't see why not. - Oh, thanks. 108 00:06:29,697 --> 00:06:32,398 Don't you get out of that chair! 109 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:33,899 No one gets out of their chair 110 00:06:34,001 --> 00:06:36,436 until we talk to each other like a family. 111 00:06:36,538 --> 00:06:38,170 Oh, this is vicious! 112 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:40,472 Fine, Charlene, you can go first. 113 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,441 Tell us about your day. 114 00:06:42,543 --> 00:06:45,611 OK. Well, I went to school. 115 00:06:45,714 --> 00:06:47,580 Nothing's going on there. 116 00:06:47,681 --> 00:06:50,149 There was a... book or something. 117 00:06:50,251 --> 00:06:53,219 Then I went to the mall. 118 00:06:53,321 --> 00:06:55,688 This is good. They had a booth, 119 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,623 and they analyzed my skin. 120 00:06:57,725 --> 00:07:00,493 And it turns out I have combination scales! 121 00:07:00,595 --> 00:07:03,462 Some are oily, and some are dry, and some are in between. 122 00:07:03,564 --> 00:07:06,399 Here's where it gets really interesting. 123 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:09,601 They blended me a custom scale moisturizer, 124 00:07:09,704 --> 00:07:12,104 emollient, lusterizer, conditioner mousse 125 00:07:12,207 --> 00:07:15,541 with a pH balance and a sun-protection factor, 126 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:19,478 which, coincidentally, matches the combination body splash gel, 127 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:22,681 and came in a free carrying case with a loofa! 128 00:07:22,783 --> 00:07:23,860 Uh... 129 00:07:23,884 --> 00:07:27,085 Robbie! Imagine running into you here. 130 00:07:27,188 --> 00:07:29,421 Tell me all about you. Let's get to know each other. 131 00:07:29,524 --> 00:07:33,058 Gee, Mom, I'm not that interesting. 132 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,127 Don't fight it. The more you struggle, 133 00:07:35,229 --> 00:07:36,606 the more painful it will be. 134 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:40,633 OK. There is something I've been thinking about. 135 00:07:40,735 --> 00:07:43,268 I wouldn't mind hearing what the family thinks. 136 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:46,304 I'm confused about the nature of reality. 137 00:07:47,741 --> 00:07:48,807 No kidding? 138 00:07:48,909 --> 00:07:51,877 Like if a tree falls in the forest 139 00:07:51,979 --> 00:07:54,479 and nobody's around to see it or hear it, 140 00:07:54,582 --> 00:07:56,115 did it actually fall? 141 00:07:56,217 --> 00:07:58,383 Ooh! Now, that is intriguing! 142 00:07:58,485 --> 00:07:59,719 Who can build on that? 143 00:07:59,821 --> 00:08:01,086 Where are you going? 144 00:08:01,188 --> 00:08:02,933 I'm going to see if the tree fell. 145 00:08:02,957 --> 00:08:04,567 I'll be back in a couple of days. 146 00:08:04,591 --> 00:08:06,491 If you leave this house, 147 00:08:06,594 --> 00:08:08,761 I will never talk to you again! 148 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:12,898 Throw in the rest of the family, then you got yourself a deal! 149 00:08:19,239 --> 00:08:23,576 Free, with your paid subscription to Dinosaur Sports... 150 00:08:23,678 --> 00:08:26,011 Hmm? 151 00:08:26,113 --> 00:08:29,748 What? The rock is ringing! 152 00:08:30,518 --> 00:08:32,385 Wow! It's a phone! 153 00:08:32,487 --> 00:08:35,588 It's a rock! It's a Rok-Fone! 154 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,258 Hello? Yeah? 155 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,394 - Sounds great. - Hello, the TV. I missed you. 156 00:08:42,497 --> 00:08:44,029 Did you miss me? 157 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:47,466 Tough day without the TV, pally boy? 158 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,235 Oh, yeah. Did I miss anything? 159 00:08:49,337 --> 00:08:51,069 You kidding? 160 00:08:51,171 --> 00:08:53,291 First of all, on Oh, Those Becklesons, 161 00:08:53,374 --> 00:08:56,976 Arnie's son, Mikey, got picked on by a bully at school. 162 00:08:57,078 --> 00:09:00,579 And Arnie had to teach him a valuable lesson about life. 163 00:09:00,681 --> 00:09:03,915 Ooh. I've never seen anything like that. 164 00:09:04,017 --> 00:09:05,251 Yeah, well, those guys 165 00:09:05,353 --> 00:09:07,586 are breaking new ground every week. 166 00:09:07,688 --> 00:09:10,055 Jeez! What else did I miss? 167 00:09:10,157 --> 00:09:12,524 Oh, wait. Then on We're Not Even Related, 168 00:09:12,626 --> 00:09:15,227 But Somehow We're All Living Together... 169 00:09:15,329 --> 00:09:17,096 That's a great show! 170 00:09:17,198 --> 00:09:19,866 When Delores and Stan go out for the evening, 171 00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:24,269 teenaged Billy throws a party, and trouble erupts. 172 00:09:24,371 --> 00:09:26,405 Did it turn out all right? 173 00:09:26,507 --> 00:09:29,542 Everyone learned a valuable lesson about life. 174 00:09:29,644 --> 00:09:33,512 And I was wasting these precious hours with my family. 175 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,948 - Yeah. - I got to get a new TV! 176 00:09:36,050 --> 00:09:37,950 Yeah. 177 00:09:38,052 --> 00:09:41,654 How much does one like that cost now? 178 00:09:41,756 --> 00:09:43,489 Oh, 700 or 800 bucks. 179 00:09:43,591 --> 00:09:45,490 I could never afford that. 180 00:09:45,592 --> 00:09:48,027 And those Becklesons are gonna learn more and more 181 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,428 valuable lessons about life, 182 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:51,396 and I'm gonna get left behind! 183 00:09:51,498 --> 00:09:53,498 What am I gonna do? 184 00:09:53,601 --> 00:09:55,868 Would you like to own 185 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,681 this gorgeous 90-inch stereophonic, 186 00:09:57,705 --> 00:10:01,606 - surround-sound, really, really big tube television? - Yes! 187 00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:04,254 You could, if you and your entire family appear as contestants 188 00:10:04,278 --> 00:10:08,246 on television's favorite family game show, the Family Challenge! 189 00:10:08,349 --> 00:10:10,115 Hey! I got a family. 190 00:10:10,217 --> 00:10:14,653 Of course, I'd have to split the TV with them. 191 00:10:14,755 --> 00:10:16,388 Aw, what the heck? 192 00:10:17,758 --> 00:10:22,127 Now the most important thing is always save your double coupons 193 00:10:22,229 --> 00:10:23,929 for the more expensive items. 194 00:10:24,031 --> 00:10:26,332 Is that my wonderful family? 195 00:10:27,935 --> 00:10:29,134 I'm not talking to you. 196 00:10:29,236 --> 00:10:32,171 I thought long and hard, and you were right. 197 00:10:32,273 --> 00:10:34,839 We should do more things together as a family. 198 00:10:34,942 --> 00:10:36,509 Like what? 199 00:10:36,611 --> 00:10:39,311 You know, something that will teach us to nurture, share, 200 00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:41,725 and improve our general knowledge of trivia. 201 00:10:41,749 --> 00:10:43,115 What are you talking about? 202 00:10:43,217 --> 00:10:46,685 Hey, I don't know. Nothing planned, no agenda. 203 00:10:46,787 --> 00:10:49,021 Off the top of my head... 204 00:10:49,123 --> 00:10:51,690 a game show, the Family Challenge. 205 00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:53,503 Want to go on it with the family? 206 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:54,926 A TV game show? 207 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,662 I don't know. 208 00:10:56,764 --> 00:10:59,632 Come on, come on. It'll be great. 209 00:10:59,734 --> 00:11:01,901 What do you think, kids? 210 00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:06,338 All in favor, sit there motionless. 211 00:11:07,207 --> 00:11:09,341 It's unanimous, Fran. 212 00:11:17,118 --> 00:11:19,785 Seen this one. 213 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,220 Seen this one. 214 00:11:21,322 --> 00:11:22,687 Ah! Seen this one too. 215 00:11:22,789 --> 00:11:24,767 We have been accepted as contestants 216 00:11:24,791 --> 00:11:26,225 on the Family Challenge, 217 00:11:26,327 --> 00:11:27,959 which leaves us 30 days 218 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,229 to absorb all the knowledge in the world. 219 00:11:30,331 --> 00:11:33,299 Now, some of us might not make it. 220 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,667 How are we supposed to get so smart so fast? 221 00:11:35,769 --> 00:11:37,235 No problem. 222 00:11:37,338 --> 00:11:38,704 As you can see, 223 00:11:38,806 --> 00:11:41,574 I have separated all known dinosaur wisdom 224 00:11:41,676 --> 00:11:43,141 into three categories: 225 00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:45,777 "Animal, vegetable, rocks." 226 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,380 Well, what about fire? 227 00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:48,713 Vegetable. 228 00:11:48,815 --> 00:11:49,982 What about water? 229 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,317 Water is the opposite of fire, 230 00:11:52,419 --> 00:11:55,087 which we have previously established as a vegetable. 231 00:11:55,189 --> 00:11:57,556 What's the opposite of a vegetable? Fruit. 232 00:11:57,658 --> 00:11:58,891 So water is a fruit. 233 00:11:58,993 --> 00:12:00,592 Fruit is not a vegetable, 234 00:12:00,694 --> 00:12:03,429 so it has to be either an animal or a rock. 235 00:12:03,531 --> 00:12:06,031 We know it's not an animal. 236 00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:07,299 Therefore, fruit is a rock. 237 00:12:07,401 --> 00:12:10,369 Daddy, I asked you about water. 238 00:12:10,471 --> 00:12:14,072 Could we hold all questions until the end of the lecture, please? 239 00:12:15,342 --> 00:12:17,042 Not the TV! 240 00:12:18,145 --> 00:12:19,444 I don't want to do this. 241 00:12:19,547 --> 00:12:21,747 - Charlene! - Why not? 242 00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:24,816 I'm used to being embarrassed by you guys on a local level. 243 00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:27,820 I don't know how I feel about being humiliated nationally. 244 00:12:27,922 --> 00:12:30,322 Charlene, your father's just trying to organize 245 00:12:30,424 --> 00:12:31,856 a family activity. 246 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,126 That's right. When you're older, Charlene, 247 00:12:34,228 --> 00:12:37,262 perhaps you'll realize family is all you have in the world 248 00:12:37,364 --> 00:12:39,065 and all you really need. 249 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:42,334 I've come to be on the game show. 250 00:12:42,436 --> 00:12:43,802 Who needs you? 251 00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:46,738 Grandma Ethyl is part of the family. 252 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,908 She's the annoying part of the family, Fran. 253 00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:52,044 I guess you won't need help 254 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,986 with the ancient history questions. 255 00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:56,682 And what makes you the ancient history expert? 256 00:12:56,784 --> 00:12:58,383 I was there. 257 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:02,121 Mom, welcome to the team. 258 00:13:03,557 --> 00:13:04,956 Yutz. 259 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,597 Robbie, ask me another one. 260 00:13:11,699 --> 00:13:13,566 Dad, you haven't gotten one right yet. 261 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,535 I'm finding my rhythm. Ask me, ask me. 262 00:13:16,637 --> 00:13:18,571 OK, OK. "What can fish do underwater 263 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,605 that dinosaurs can't?" 264 00:13:20,707 --> 00:13:22,007 Sing! 265 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,876 Wrong. Breathe. 266 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,646 - We can't breathe underwater? - Nope. 267 00:13:27,748 --> 00:13:31,316 That stinks. Oh, why don't we know any of this stuff? 268 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:32,885 Why aren't we smarter? 269 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,986 Why haven't we reached our full potential? 270 00:13:35,088 --> 00:13:36,655 What has held us back? 271 00:13:36,757 --> 00:13:38,123 Don't touch that dial. 272 00:13:38,225 --> 00:13:39,792 We'll be right back. 273 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,160 Your mileage may differ. 274 00:13:42,262 --> 00:13:44,763 Tell him what he's won, Bob. 275 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,031 How hot was it? 276 00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:49,001 This concludes our broadcast day. 277 00:13:50,637 --> 00:13:53,172 You think it could be television? 278 00:13:53,274 --> 00:13:55,641 Oh, Fran, what if you're right? 279 00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:59,177 We've done nothing but watch television our whole lives. 280 00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:01,179 And now we know nothing. 281 00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:03,281 Now we're suffering the consequences. 282 00:14:05,486 --> 00:14:08,220 Now we're missing The Winkie the Moose Show. 283 00:14:08,322 --> 00:14:11,723 And they said if you only see one Winkie this season, 284 00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:13,058 tonight's the one. 285 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,772 We can change what we've become, starting right now. 286 00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:19,698 When you first came up with the idea of us going on a game show, 287 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,468 I thought there must be an ulterior motive. 288 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,735 Motive? 289 00:14:23,837 --> 00:14:25,237 You thought that? 290 00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:27,172 Well... 291 00:14:27,274 --> 00:14:31,209 But now I see it for what it is. It's exactly what you said. 292 00:14:31,312 --> 00:14:33,552 It's our chance to learn together 293 00:14:33,647 --> 00:14:36,148 and grow closer as a family. 294 00:14:41,155 --> 00:14:42,554 I know. 295 00:14:42,657 --> 00:14:43,657 Cumulus. 296 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,690 Yes! Right on! 297 00:14:49,996 --> 00:14:52,097 Yay! 298 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,767 All right. 299 00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:58,203 Here is the concept of gravity. 300 00:14:58,305 --> 00:15:00,439 Now watch closely. 301 00:15:02,509 --> 00:15:04,209 Mmm. 302 00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:06,445 Aah! 303 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,160 I never realized how lovely it could be, 304 00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:24,162 sitting here with my family, 305 00:15:24,265 --> 00:15:28,434 sharing these lovely moments. 306 00:15:30,838 --> 00:15:32,938 Now it's time once again 307 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,975 to play the world's first and most popular game show, 308 00:15:37,077 --> 00:15:38,510 the Family Challenge. 309 00:15:40,681 --> 00:15:43,649 Here's Mr. Family Challenge himself, Buddy Glimmer. 310 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,219 Hey, thank you. 311 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,221 Thank you. Ha-ha! 312 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,423 OK, now let's meet our families. 313 00:15:51,525 --> 00:15:52,891 First, our challengers. 314 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,193 Let's hear it for the Sinclairs. 315 00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:56,828 - Yeah! - Whoo-hoo! 316 00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:59,131 Hi. Hi, Buddy. I'm Earl. 317 00:15:59,232 --> 00:16:02,267 Ladies, ladies. Just like to meet the ladies. 318 00:16:02,369 --> 00:16:04,703 And this delightful lovely is? 319 00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:06,137 Oh, Charlene Sinclair. 320 00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:08,440 Of course you are. 321 00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,720 Who's this vision of loveliness? 322 00:16:10,744 --> 00:16:12,143 Well, I'm Fran Sinclair, 323 00:16:12,245 --> 00:16:14,679 homemaker and proud mother of three. 324 00:16:14,782 --> 00:16:16,481 Ohh. 325 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,417 Fran! Ha-ha! Yes! 326 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,119 Give me a big wet one. 327 00:16:23,457 --> 00:16:25,690 And let's say hello to our returning champions, 328 00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:27,660 the Nielson family! 329 00:16:27,762 --> 00:16:31,963 So, Nielsons, so, what have you been up to since last time? 330 00:16:32,065 --> 00:16:35,967 Just sitting around the house watching television, I guess. 331 00:16:36,069 --> 00:16:37,536 Television's our life. 332 00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:41,206 Any favorite shows? 333 00:16:41,308 --> 00:16:44,276 Just about every one of them, Buddy. 334 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,878 Well, introduce us to your family, would you? 335 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,925 Sure, Buddy. This is my wife, Gladys. 336 00:16:48,949 --> 00:16:50,616 - Hello. - She handles the remote. 337 00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,951 - My son, he brings me chips. - Hi! 338 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,621 - What's his name, dear? - Chip. 339 00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:58,157 - My daughter Sally on the end. - Hi, Buddy. 340 00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:02,460 Fran, I forgot how much I used to enjoy the TV. 341 00:17:02,562 --> 00:17:05,297 I haven't seen television in a month now. 342 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,298 It doesn't seem so important to me anymore. 343 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,634 And here are today's categories. 344 00:17:09,736 --> 00:17:11,636 "TV Last Week, 345 00:17:11,738 --> 00:17:14,106 TV Last Night, 346 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,108 TV, 347 00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:18,143 TV, 348 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,679 TV Potpourri, 349 00:17:20,781 --> 00:17:22,281 and Families..." 350 00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:23,426 - Oh. - Ooh. 351 00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,250 "on TV." 352 00:17:26,386 --> 00:17:28,153 What an unpleasant coincidence. 353 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,122 Champions, select. 354 00:17:33,227 --> 00:17:35,026 TV Last Night, Buddy. 355 00:17:35,128 --> 00:17:38,063 On last night's episode of Where's My Trousers?, 356 00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:41,499 what did Bernie find hanging in his closet? 357 00:17:42,669 --> 00:17:43,669 Ah, Sinclairs. 358 00:17:44,805 --> 00:17:46,504 I'll take the curtain, Bob. 359 00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:48,240 - No, no, no, sweetheart. - Why? 360 00:17:48,341 --> 00:17:50,709 Come on, Dad, we can figure this out. 361 00:17:50,811 --> 00:17:53,178 Yeah, we used to watch TV. 362 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,647 OK. Um, um... 363 00:17:55,749 --> 00:17:58,016 Ah... it's hanging in his closet. 364 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:01,553 So then it would have to be... 365 00:18:01,655 --> 00:18:04,556 an isosceles triangle! 366 00:18:10,531 --> 00:18:12,030 Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! 367 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,798 And that ends round two, 368 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:17,001 with the Nielsons leading at 3,460 369 00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:19,404 and the Sinclairs at... five. 370 00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:23,208 Well, Earl Sinclair, it looks like you've lost 371 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,676 that beautiful grand prize 372 00:18:24,778 --> 00:18:27,679 90-inch color television set. 373 00:18:27,781 --> 00:18:29,281 Television set? 374 00:18:29,383 --> 00:18:31,917 Is that the reason you wanted to be on this show? 375 00:18:32,019 --> 00:18:34,197 That's what you had in mind all along? 376 00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:37,222 No, no, no! No! 377 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,190 Yes! But only at first. 378 00:18:39,293 --> 00:18:41,092 That was before we spent those weeks 379 00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:44,830 learning together as a family. I loved that. 380 00:18:44,932 --> 00:18:47,899 I would never trade that for some big TV set. 381 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,612 Well, that's very easy to say now 382 00:18:49,636 --> 00:18:51,581 that there's no chance of winning. 383 00:18:51,605 --> 00:18:53,805 I mean it. If he offered one more chance 384 00:18:53,907 --> 00:18:55,274 to win that set right now, 385 00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:56,874 I wouldn't take it. 386 00:18:56,976 --> 00:18:59,745 Well, Sinclairs, you've got one more chance 387 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,714 to win this 90-inch surround-sound, 388 00:19:02,816 --> 00:19:05,283 really, really big tube television 389 00:19:05,385 --> 00:19:07,430 in our sudden-death playoff round. 390 00:19:07,454 --> 00:19:09,432 And since you're behind, Sinclairs, 391 00:19:09,456 --> 00:19:11,423 way behind, 392 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,991 it's your choice. 393 00:19:13,093 --> 00:19:15,272 You can either test your knowledge 394 00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:17,473 with one more TV question 395 00:19:17,497 --> 00:19:20,465 you have almost no chance of getting right, 396 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,133 or... square off 397 00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:24,636 for an exciting winner-take-all 398 00:19:24,738 --> 00:19:27,639 fight to the death with Mr. Nielson 399 00:19:27,741 --> 00:19:33,612 in our patented Cage of Doom. 400 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,183 It's your choice, Earl Sinclair. 401 00:19:39,285 --> 00:19:42,654 In our sudden-death round. 402 00:19:42,756 --> 00:19:45,023 Ah. 403 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:48,960 Well, Earl, what will it be? 404 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,962 Ah... Oh... 405 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,064 Kill him, Daddy. 406 00:19:52,132 --> 00:19:53,765 Eat his head, fat boy. 407 00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:57,068 - We'll bet it all, Bob. - Cage of Doom! 408 00:19:57,170 --> 00:20:00,004 Well, Earl Sinclair, what will it be? 409 00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:02,274 The cage or the question? 410 00:20:02,376 --> 00:20:03,642 Uh... 411 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:07,045 Cage of Doom! Cage of Doom! 412 00:20:07,147 --> 00:20:08,613 I'll take the question, Buddy. 413 00:20:08,715 --> 00:20:10,548 - You will? - What? 414 00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:11,695 - What? - What? 415 00:20:11,719 --> 00:20:13,251 Maybe I didn't explain this. 416 00:20:13,353 --> 00:20:14,819 I understood. Just give it to me. 417 00:20:14,921 --> 00:20:16,755 Bring it up. 418 00:20:18,392 --> 00:20:20,758 Tuesday night was a very special episode 419 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:22,194 of Oh, Those Becklesons. 420 00:20:22,296 --> 00:20:24,362 For the big-screen TV and the game, 421 00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:29,300 what very valuable lesson did Benji Beckleson learn about life? 422 00:20:30,337 --> 00:20:31,770 Uh... 423 00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:33,337 Huh? 424 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,107 Daddy. 425 00:20:36,076 --> 00:20:37,209 Well, Buddy, 426 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:39,845 he learned that television shows come and go, 427 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,547 and sometimes you feel attached 428 00:20:42,649 --> 00:20:44,515 to the characters on TV, 429 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,953 but what life really comes down to isn't TV. 430 00:20:48,055 --> 00:20:50,555 It's the love between your family... 431 00:20:51,659 --> 00:20:52,957 Boy, are you way off! 432 00:20:53,059 --> 00:20:55,460 He learned never to give the lowest species 433 00:20:55,562 --> 00:20:57,240 the keys to the father's car. 434 00:20:57,264 --> 00:20:58,663 Well, that's valuable too. 435 00:20:58,765 --> 00:21:01,800 And the Nielsons are our winners again! 436 00:21:04,204 --> 00:21:06,016 Well, Sinclairs, we always like to say 437 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,107 here on the Family Challenge, "There are no losers." 438 00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:10,942 But let's face it, you stink! 439 00:21:11,044 --> 00:21:14,445 Hey, we may stink, but at least we stink as a family. 440 00:21:14,547 --> 00:21:17,649 But nobody leaves the Family Challenge empty-handed. 441 00:21:17,751 --> 00:21:21,553 Even though you didn't win our grand prize 90-inch TV, 442 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:25,190 you go home with this perfectly lovely 13-inch portable set. 443 00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:27,025 - Whoa! - Yay! 444 00:21:30,096 --> 00:21:33,998 And, Robbie, I saw your teacher at the supermarket. 445 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,812 And he told me how much fun it was 446 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,936 seeing you on television last night. 447 00:21:38,038 --> 00:21:41,306 And he said you've been doing much better in school lately. 448 00:21:41,408 --> 00:21:44,576 By the way, Charlene, everybody I run into 449 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,845 tells me how attractive you looked. 450 00:21:46,947 --> 00:21:50,215 Some dinosaurs are just naturally photogenic. 451 00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:59,324 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 452 00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:02,327 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 453 00:22:02,429 --> 00:22:03,429 Blah, blah? 454 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:06,197 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 455 00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:10,535 Blah, blah, blah.